Schizo FX seatmate
And there I was, again—getting a ride along Taft to reach my class (Amihan, I thought you graduated already—-yes, honey this is another—i’ll tell you someday—winkwink). I was choosy in picking FXs. When i saw this fresh looking adventure, maybe this will do.
Flashback:
There’s a space at the front. Okay. Old man at the front doesn’t look scary — but after several minutes…starts babbling. Huh?
"I am older than you hence I deserve to be treated better than you. I deserve to sit comfortably"
Ano po, tatay? Delusional— Maybe if I keep mum then nothing will happen crazy.
"Hindi talaga ako maka-upo ng komportable"! The old man screams and pushes me several times at the back.
Driver brakes.
Shock.
Whoa.
Crazy man, it’s a good thing that i haven’t paid then.